Baywatch hires writers to save lives..

The slo-mo boob bouncing bonanza that is Baywatch has just got two new writers. Brian Gatewood and Alessandro Tanaka. They already have the Jonah Hill starring comedy, The Sitter on the cards. According to Empire, insiders say the focus is likely to be on the heroic ladies of the lifeguard squad and their red swimming cossies. Which is fine, but I’ll get on the internet if I so require…with goats in it! Part of me thinks this will end up like Howard Stern’s Son of the Beach.


And yes,I would need a gravedigger to get me out of it!