NATALIE PORTMAN NOT IMMUNE TO GRAVITY

Contender for worst headline of the year, but Alfonso Cuaron has offered Natalie Portman the lead role in his forthcoming movie, entitled Gravity. Set in a space station, Portman would play a female astronaut who is stranded after her crew is wiped out by an accident. It’s been shot in 3D and according to Empire, Robert Downey Jr. will tack on in the support role. Not word whether or not Queen Amidala has taken up the offer, but it’s on the table!