The ban bestowed upon the great Admiral General Aladeen by the Academy seems to be have lifted. The Admiral General is now after getting two tickets. An official statement from the leader reads
“VICTORY IS OURS! Today the Mighty Nation of Wadiya triumphed over the Zionist snakes of Hollywood. Evil and all those who made Satan their protector were vanquished and driven into the Pacific Sea. What I am trying to say here is that the Academy have surrendered and sent over two tickets and a parking pass! TODAY OSCAR, TOMORROW OBAMA!”
