Shia LeBluff will star in Lars Von Trier’s The Nymphomaniac and will have “real sex” on screen. Apparently an explicit and censored version of the movie will be released. The movie tells the story about a young woman and her journey into adult hood and if rumours are to be believed, Charlotte Gainsbourg will take on the lead and no doubt some Shia cock as well…possibly. Willem Dafoe and Nicole Kidman will star. Dafoe has worked with Von Trier in the past, most notably Anti Christ, which was just absolutely bloody awful.
Whether or not this will be any good, who knows as Von Trier’s credits list is a mixed bag of shit at times. Then again, you wonder why do such big named stars want to work with the director. And if this is the only way LeBluff can get laid, then the world is really messed up! In any case, its all about an actors performance, and this time, in more ways than one!!!
