Some new posters for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have dropped into our inbox and I’m undecided as to whether or not they look cool or not. On one hand they do look striking, on the other however they just look a bit cheap and slightly cheerful. Looks aside, those goddamn nostrils! Seriously, nobody ever though we’d all be getting caught up on Turtle nostrils, but you can’t say they look great!
Released: August 8th USA / October 17th IRELAND & UK
Synopsis: The city needs heroes. Darkness has settled over New York City as Shredder and his evil Foot Clan have an iron grip on everything from the police to the politicians. The future is grim until four unlikely outcast brothers rise from the sewers and discover their destiny as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The Turtles must work with fearless reporter April O’Neil (Megan Fox) and her wise-cracking cameraman Vern Fenwick (Will Arnett) to save the city and unravel Shredder’s diabolical plan. Based on the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Characters Created by PETER LAIRD and KEVIN EASTMAN with a Screenplay by JOSH APPELBAUM & ANDRÉ NEMEC and EVAN DAUGHERTY, Producer MICHAEL BAY (the blockbuster Transformers franchise) and director JONATHAN LIEBESMAN (Wrath of the Titans) bring Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular franchise that has captivated audiences of all ages for decades, into the 21st century.