For diehard Star Wars fans, we haven’t posted much about the forthcoming Episode VII from J.J. Abrams. Mainly because the shit thats flying around is just that. Shit. What we can tell you, as of today is a production start date and when the movie will actually be set.
Production will start in May and will be based at London’s Pinewood Studios. It has also been confirmed that Star Wars: Episode VII is set about 30 years after the events of Star Wars: Episode VI Return of the Jedi, and will star a three new young leads along with some very familiar faces.
And if you want any more ideas about the plot or the cast, take a look in your ass, or indeed our asses as you’ve about as much chance of finding them as anyone else. That said, we can only take 5 people at a time. So form a queue.
