The Miami Marlins and New York Mets decided to hold Star Wars night last Friday at Marlins Park, and everything was going fine until author, Lost History host, and possible Dark Lord of the Sith Brad Meltzer took to the mound to throw the first pitch. An impromptu light sabre duel broke out between the author and mascot Billy the Marlin, and while we have no idea how the fight ended, we’re assured Billy is safe and sound. I’m sure he only suffered only minimal force lightning burns.
