Joel Schumacher (Batman Forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phone Booth, Tigerland and The Number 23) has signed on to direct The Barry White Story. According to Pajiba the story follows the ghost of Barry White teaching some kid to channel him to get some chick! So for you hardcore soul fans, this is not going to be the flick for you! I wonder who’ll pick up the White role? How about Anthony Anderson? That’s my suggestion. Either way, at this stage I think I’d nearly sit through Batman Forever again that watch this! And no doubt, the big sell is the Barry White thing, which I’m sure would have people ripping up seats in cinemas after they realise what this is!